call my girl’s hole the car door the way i’m slamming my penis in it
Girls…are like strawberries
Sometimes they are in the grocery store
on love arriving unannounced
so overwhelmed by the love my little poem received, i wanna cry
tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
spongebob has fallen
they call it the nuclear family because if you dont evacuate in time
family home welcome mat that says this is not a place of honor theres nothing of value here
the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this
whenever my program freezes
